{"product_id":"disappointing-affirmations-deck","title":"Disappointing Affirmations Deck","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"156\" data-end=\"201\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"156\" data-end=\"199\"\u003e🙃 Disappointing Affirmations Card Deck\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"203\" data-end=\"515\"\u003eToxic positivity? Pass. This brutally honest affirmation deck says what we’re \u003cem data-start=\"281\" data-end=\"291\"\u003eactually\u003c\/em\u003e thinking. With 50 cards full of sharp, darkly funny “inspiration,” you’ll get clear-eyed motivation (or permission to do absolutely nothing). Failure is always an option, and sometimes the bare minimum really \u003cem data-start=\"501\" data-end=\"505\"\u003eis\u003c\/em\u003e enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"517\" data-end=\"1014\"\u003e✨ \u003cstrong data-start=\"519\" data-end=\"541\"\u003eProduct Highlights\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"541\" data-end=\"544\"\u003e⭐️ 50 subversively funny affirmation cards to pull daily, weekly, or whenever life feels like… a lot\u003cbr data-start=\"644\" data-end=\"647\"\u003e⭐️ Realistic reminders like:\u003cbr data-start=\"675\" data-end=\"678\"\u003e • \u003cem data-start=\"681\" data-end=\"734\"\u003eYou are good enough. \/ Not the best, but you’ll do.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"734\" data-end=\"737\"\u003e • \u003cem data-start=\"740\" data-end=\"820\"\u003eWherever you go, there you are. \/ Same bundle of neuroses, different location.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"820\" data-end=\"823\"\u003e • \u003cem data-start=\"826\" data-end=\"878\"\u003eNeed a break but can’t get away? \/ Go on a spiral.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"878\" data-end=\"881\"\u003e⭐️ Packaged in a sturdy, giftable lift-top box with luxe matte finish\u003cbr data-start=\"950\" data-end=\"953\"\u003e⭐️ From the bestselling \u003cem data-start=\"977\" data-end=\"1005\"\u003eDisappointing Affirmations\u003c\/em\u003e series\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1016\" data-end=\"1323\"\u003e😏 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1019\" data-end=\"1041\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1041\" data-end=\"1044\"\u003e⭐️ A hilarious antidote to the “positive vibes only” trap\u003cbr data-start=\"1101\" data-end=\"1104\"\u003e⭐️ Honest, sarcastic, and actually comforting in a disappointing world\u003cbr data-start=\"1174\" data-end=\"1177\"\u003e⭐️ Portable — toss in your bag for work, school, awkward family dinners, or first dates\u003cbr data-start=\"1264\" data-end=\"1267\"\u003e⭐️ Perfect for anyone who’d rather spiral than sparkle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1325\" data-end=\"1603\"\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1328\" data-end=\"1343\"\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1343\" data-end=\"1346\"\u003e⭐️ College grads + people entering (or regretting) the workforce\u003cbr data-start=\"1470\" data-end=\"1473\"\u003e⭐️ Burned-out coworkers, friends, or anyone tired of forced positivity\u003cbr data-start=\"1543\" data-end=\"1546\"\u003e⭐️ Lovers of satire, sarcasm, and brutally honest humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1605\" data-end=\"1734\"\u003eSometimes you don’t need a pep talk—you just need a laugh, a little validation, and the permission to move the f*** on already.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chronicle Books WHOLESALE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49019379417311,"sku":"none","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0777\/9319\/8303\/files\/chroniclebooks_4_5eb7a4b1-fc3b-475b-86d5-bf8444f5c53b.png?v=1776966202","url":"https:\/\/daydreamartsupply.com\/products\/disappointing-affirmations-deck","provider":"Daydream Art Supply","version":"1.0","type":"link"}